PAX East 2013 Pack "A"

Cartes blanches

An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center.
Casting Magic Missile at a bully.
Firefly: Season 2.
Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim.
Jiggle physics.
Paying the iron price.
Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall.
Running out of stamina.

Cartes noires

I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called ____starter.
You have been waylaid by ____ and must defend yourself.