PAX East 2013 Pack "C"

Cartes blanches

Achieving 500 actions per minute.
Charging up all the way.
Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying.
Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character.
Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees.
The Klobb.
Vespene gas.
Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship.

Cartes noires

I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with ____.
Press B to unleash ____.