[C] Ridiculously Stupid
Cartes blanches360 no scopes.
A 1971 Ford Pinto.
A boat load of cocaine.
A giant purple dildo sword.
A walrus with a beret.
ALL the things!
Apples to Apples®.
Barney's rape dungeon.
Bill Gates pissing on Steve Jobs's grave.
Blowing the President.
Blowing your hand off with a firework.
Bong hits for Jesus.
Borat's one piece.
Chicken and Waffles.
Demi Moore's bush.
Duke Nukem Forever.
Eating 120 White Castle burgers®.
Getting high on bath salts.
Hipsters on their iPhones at Starbucks.
Hordes of zombies.
Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Insane Clown Posse.
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!
Mario brutally murdering Sonic.
Monkeys throwing shit.
Mountain Dew® Baja Blast.
Mr. Fancy Pants.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.
Outsourcing jobs to India.
Penn and Teller.
Poorly written Star Wars® fan fiction.
Princess Peach's Cake.
Rainbows and magic.
Rich, chocolatey Ovaltine®.
Scotsmen marrying their sheep.
Sex in your mouth.
Shitting on the White House lawn.
Snorting Pixie Stix.
Song of Storms.
Sonic brutally murdering Mario.
Spanish soap operas.
Terabytes of horse porn.
The brown note.
The Columbine Shooting.
The DK Rap.
The Eiffel Tower.
The final circle of Hell.
The hero of time.
The Hokey Pokey.
The Mushroom Kingdom.
The Oculus Rift.
The shitty remains of Taco Bell®.
The smallest, whitest dick.
The tears of a college student.
The truffle shuffle.
The world's tallest midget.
Tickle Me Elmo.
TotalBiscuit's top hat.
Two midgets stacked up pretending to be one person.
Using hot sauce as lube.
Walt Disney's frozen head.
Xyzzy playing around with gender roles.
Cartes noires____ 2012.
____ and ____ are the new hot couple.
____ Game of the Year Edition.
____ ruined many people's childhood.
Dustin Browder demands more ____ in StarCraft®.
Grand Theft Auto™: ____.
I never thought ____ would be so enjoyable.
I whip my ____ back and forth.
I wouldn't fuck ____ with ____'s dick.
I've got the whole world in my ____.
In a news conference, Obama pulled out ____, to everyone's surprise.
In his next movie, Will Smith saves the world from ____.
In his second term, Obama will rid America of ____.
In the future, ____ will fuel our cars.
In the next episode, SpongeBob gets introduced to ____.
In the next Punch Out!!, ____ will be the secret final boss.
Instead of playing Cards Against Humanity, you could be ____.
Justin Beiber's new song is all about ____.
Keith Richards enjoys ____ on his food.
Lady Gaga has revealed her new dress will be made of ____.
My life for ____!
Nights filled with ____.
One does not simply walk into ____.
Plan a three course meal.
Tastes like ____.
The lion, the witch, and ____.
The new fad diet is all about making people do ____ and eat ____.
The next Assassin's Creed game will take place in ____.
The next pokemon will combine ____ and ____.
The victim was found with ____.
Welcome to my secret lair on ____.
What can you always find in between the couch cushions?
What is Curious George so curious about?
What is Japan's national pastime?
What is literally worse than Hitler?
What is love without ____?
What is the answer to life's question?
What is the next big sideshow attraction?
What is the next great Kickstarter project?
What was going through Osama Bin Laden's head before he died?
What will Xyzzy take over the world with?
When North Korea gets ____, it will be the end of the world.
When short on money, you can always ____.
Who is GLaDOS's next test subject?
Who let the dogs out?
Who needs college when you have ____.