[C] Golby Fan Club
Cartes blanches125% Reccomended Daily Allowance of cock.
50 Shades of Gay.
A 3am phone call.
A blurry picture.
A cardboard cutout of Jennifer Lawrence.
a corgi dressed as a viking.
A corgi wearing a hat.
A corgi wearing a sailor moon outfit.
A healthy dose of Vitamin Cock and Vitamin Dick.
A nice guy.
A Superman tattoo.
A very tight vest from Primark.
An arsehole like a wellington top.
An undetermined but significant quantity of penis.
Barta not being sarcastic.
Barta's glorious hair.
Because Froggen did it.
BENCH ALL THE MOTHERS.
Black people's nostrils.
Build an Aegis!
Chak looking like Ross Kemp on a good day.
Chak making a sandwich.
Chak's bald spot.
Confounding jerry at every turn.
Deman making a racist pun.
Doing Gangnam Style at a funeral.
Emma Watson dressed as a crab dancing to K-Pop.
Extensive research by Trygve.
Ezreal's hot sugary ass.
Feeling a fart pushing against your prostate.
Fisting a nun.
Frozen Heart Ashe.
Get on my level.
Golby not jungling.
Golby's itchy testicles.
Handicapped people on Takeshi's Castle.
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
I'm Batman. WHERE ARE THEY?!?
joseph gordon-Levitt wearing nothing but a kitten.
LOOK AT MY HORSE.
Lulu's double E.
Manny's epic laugh.
Maple Bourbon Bacon Jam.
Meowing Ride of the Valkyries during intercourse.
Mother's debit card.
My 6.3 KDA ratio.
MY HORSE IS AMAZING.
Phreak staring at you and never blinking.
Questioning my sexuality.
Robert Pattinson with Freddy Mercury's moustache and Gilbert.
STEAL ALL THE FARM.
Surgery to move the male g-spot to the naval.
Taking the second and third blue buff.
Teabagging a siamese midget while benchpressing a cybernetically enhanced bear.
That Kevin Golby.
The Chuckle Brothers at their mother's funeral.
The Golbies: like the jitters but with a concern towards stabbings.
The Kirk vs Spock fight scene music.
The Merchant Navy.
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Those moments when you're bored and pucker your anus to a good beat.
Tons of Damage.
When Aunt Erma visits.
Wildturtle's vast range of emotions.
Yorick Ult on Anivia Egg.
Cartes noires____ + ____ = Golby.
____ is camping my lane.
"What are you thinking?" "You know, ____ and stuff."
BENCH ALL THE ____.
Cindi suddenly turned into Steven after ____.
Connie the Condor often doesn't talk on skype because of ____.
Every weekend, Golby enjoys drinking ____ before getting into a fight with ____ and having sex with ____.
Every weekend, Golby likes to ____ then ____ before finally ____.
Hey guys, check out my ____ montage!
I got a new tattoo, it looks a bit like ____.
It's DJ Manny in the hizouse, playing ____ all night long!
Jorgi the Corgi most definitely enjoys ____.
On a night out, Golby will traditionally get into a fight with a ____ then have sex with a ____ before complaining about a hangover from too much ____.
The OGN was fun, but there was far too much ____ cosplay.
Tom is good, but he's not ____ good.
What strange Korean delicacy will Mark enjoy today?
When Barta isn't talking he's ____.
You're so _____ I'll have to delete you.