[C] Mr. Man Collection

Cartes blanches

A big floppy donkey dick.
A chatroom predator.
a classy smoking jacket.
A Cleveland steamer.
A clone army.
A closed casket funeral.
A cockblocker.
A collapsed lung.
A compound fracture.
A dead hooker.
A Facebook stalker.
A Fleshlite™.
A LARPing sleeper cell.
A lesson in pain.
A limp wrist.
A loud mouth-breather.
A lousy comb-over.
A molotov cocktail.
A Motown group.
A mushy tushy.
A poop sandwich.
A prolapse.
A really ugly baby.
A sexy senior citizen.
A skeptical sheriff.
A snot rocket.
A stuttering auctioneer.
A victim.
An angry leprechaun.
An awkward sponge bath.
Bathing the homeless.
Bed wetting.
Being screamed at in German.
Chaz Bono.
Cheating death.
Clown college.
Clown Shoes.
Digital piracy.
Don Knotts.
Drunkenly texting an ex.
Elder abuse.
Executive parking.
Face painting.
Farting into a fancy handkerchief.
Genital warts.
Geriatric diaper rash.
Getting off on anime porn.
Giant areolas.
Giving yourself a stranger.
Granny panties.
Illegal immigrants.
Learning hypnosis to get laid.
Lot lizards.
Mass graves.
Mining for nose gold.
Miss. Piggy.
Morbid obesity.
Peanutbutter jelly time.
Pooping in the bathtub.
Public schooling.
Putting the fucking lotion in the basket.
Raw sewage.
Realizing, too late, that there is no toilet paper left.
Sailor Moon.
Shitting into someone's hat for revenge.
Soiling ones self.
Spontaneous pie fights.
Taking a seat with Chris Hansen.
Talking like a pirate.
The crushed dreams of a stripper.
The end of the world.
The face of pure evil.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
The magical land of Oz.
The tears of a clown.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
The Tin Man.
The town drunk.
The Village People.
The War of Northern Aggression.
Toilet paper.
Two dogs humping.
War crimes.
Yellow snow.

Cartes noires

____ a day keeps ____ away.
____ is the root of all evil.
"Why Grandma", said Little Red Riding Hood, "What big ____ you have!"
A fortune teller told me I will live a life filled with ____.
And it is said his ghost still wanders these halls, forever searching for his lost ____.
And on his farm he had ____, E-I-E-I-O!
And the award for the filthiest scene in an adult film goes to "5 women and ____."
Disney presents ____, on ice!
Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% ____.
Go-Go-Gadget, ____!
I finally realized I hit rock bottom when I started digging through dumpsters for ____.
I qualify for this job because I have several years experience in the field of ____.
I will not eat them Sam-I-Am. I will not eat ____.
I work out so I can look good when I'm ____.
If a pot of gold is at one end of the rainbow, what is at the other?
It is often argued that our ancestors would have never evolved without the aid of ____.
It was the happiest day of my life when I became the proud parent of ____.
Little Miss. Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her ____ and ____.
Mama always said life was like ____.
Pay no attention to ____ behind the curtain!
Scientists have reverse engineered alien technology that unlocks the secrets of ____.
The 1930's is often regarded as the golden age of ____.
The best part of waking up is ____ in your cup.
The Himalayas are filled with many perils, such as ____.
The primitive villagers were both shocked and amazed when I showed them ____.
The road to success is paved with ____.
The sad truth is, that at the edge of the universe, there is nothing but ____.
The seldomly mentioned 4th little pig built his house out of ____.
There is a time for peace, a time for war, and a time for ____.
Though Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb, he is also known for giving us ____.
We just adopted ____ from the pound.
What do I keep hidden in the crawlspace?
What's the time? ____ time!
Who could have guessed that the alien invasion would be easily thwarted by ____.
With a million times the destructive force of all our nuclear weapons combined, no one was able to survive ____.
With the Democrats and Republicans in a dead heat, the election was snatched by the ____ party.
You have been found guilty of 5 counts of ____, and 13 counts of ____.