[C] Game Grumps
Cartes blanches...Metal Gear?!
A beautiful little moment.
A couch stinking of naked people.
A humanlike bat with tits.
A little dingle-dang.
A pretty epic poo.
A replay from Barry.
A Scottish bloke that talks too fast.
A smaller, whiter dick.
A testicle examination.
A whale making a seal noise.
Accidentally resetting a video game.
An expensive rental costume.
Anne Frank doing a striptease.
Arin actually winning a Game Grumps VS.
Arin Hanson / Egoraptor.
Arin's big floppy penis.
Arin's voice acting.
Barry's censorship noises.
Becoming a vegetarian, then becoming clinically depressed.
Being forced to replay the same section of the game over and over.
Breaking a basketball net's back board.
Breaking into song.
Brian / Frank / Steve / Willard / Jonathan / Michael IV / Michael III / Michael Jordan / Scott.
Buying chicken fingers for homeless people.
Carefully escorting Anna.
Chu Chu Rocket.
Comparing someone to a trainwreck.
Completely missing the tutorials and instructions.
Dan getting some action with one of Egoraptor's action figures.
Danny's crippling Skittles addiction.
Dipping your balls in the sand.
Drakkhen's realistic fight sequences.
Drawing the line in the fucking sand.
Eating the Holocaust.
Eating your peas.
Ending an episode on "Heil Hitler!"
Fighting Iblis for the hundredth time.
Fooling me three times.
FUCKING LEGO CARS!!?!
Game Grumps remixes.
Game Grumps VS.
Getting censored by a stampede of elephants.
Getting diddled again.
Getting fucking ganked.
Getting horribly diarrhea'd on by an owl.
Getting killed by a motherfucking paralyzed Taillow.
Getting stuck on the ceiling for no explicable reason.
Getting violently sick at MAGfest.
Goofy masturbating in the fields.
Grade A meat.
Grant Kirkhope’s knackers.
GREAT! GREAT! GREAT!
Half the deal for twice the price!
Having a cough that lasts forever.
Hitting a Nightshade cartridge with Thor’s Hammer only to break the hammer.
Homoerotic subtext between two grown men playing video games.
Incriminating footage of Jon.
Insta-killing your partner with the Select button.
It being no use.
Jon winning. AS USUAL.
Jon's soulful singing.
Jon/Arin slash fiction.
JonTron’s musical theater voice.
Killing zombies by typing on a keyboard-gun.
Kitty Cat Dance Party.
Learning that your son is dead, but not caring because you didn't want him anyway.
Lemon and Bill.
Literally going to Hell.
Mediocrity, as a power.
Mispronouncing Duran Duran.
Nazi von Killyou.
Ninja Sex Party.
NO JON NO.
NOT FUCKING THIS!
Not knowing the controls to Nickelodeon GUTS.
Not reading the game's instructions.
Obeying Protoman and burning down a forest.
Playing a terrible game for more than a hundred episodes.
Playing slaps to break a tie.
Princess Elise's octopus face.
Punching a hole in a gingerbread house.
Queefing bombs out of your vagina.
Reading the manual.
RIDIN’ ON CARS!!!
Robots ordering cheese pizza.
Rocket. To the moon.
Rolling around at the speed of sound.
Rouge's gross bat face.
Screaming out Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” in primal agony.
Signing and destroying a copy of Sonic '06.
Silver the Hedgehog.
Sneaking dirty British humour into an unassuming video game about a bear and a bird.
Snow white shit.
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Spraying compressed air with a bittering agent in your face, and subsequently vomiting.
Staring at a menu while Ross stuffs his disgusting face with candy.
Stasis-ing the drill.
Struggling to fight Silver the Hedgehog.
Sucking blood from a Japanese girl's tits.
Suzy the Goose.
The Awesome Series.
The band Egoraptor.
The Chinless Wonder.
The eyeless girl demographic.
The Higgs Boson.
The Knuckles wall glitch.
The rarest form of Arin having fun.
The realization that friendship is more important.
Three big feet of pleasure.
Typing "C D PLAYER" and getting "MODEL CAR."
Walking around in my banana shoes.
World Dick Barf Syndrome.
Cartes noires____ don't even cost this less!
____ has aged really well.
____ is GREAT GREAT GREAT!
____ is Jon's favorite video game of all time.
____ is not Jon's strong suit.
____: Better than deer shit!
____? Pretty smart. ____? Pretty fuckin' smart. ____? FUCKING GENIUS!!!!
____. I AAAAAAIN’T HAVIN’ THAT SHIT!
____. It's no use!
____. MILLIONS ARE DEAD!!!
____. Put that in, Barry.
____. This is like one of my Japanese animes!
...What the bloody hell are you two talking about?!
"These new ____ t-shirts are gonna change some lives, Arin."
"You want cheese pizza?" "No. ____."
And then, as a fuckin' goof, I'd put a hole in ____.
And there it was...Kirby had finally met the ____ of the lost city.
Arin believes that the most important part of any video game is ____.
Arin has an adverse reaction to ____.
Barry entertains himself by watching old episodes of ____.
Barry, add ____ into the video!
Barry, we need a replay on ____.
BARRY! SHOW ____ AGAIN!
Barry's sheer skill at ____ is unmatched.
COME ON AND ____, AND WELCOME TO THE ____!
Do you remember the episode where Ash caught a ____?
Don't throw ____! It's expensive to somebody!
Dude, real talk? ____.
Eat your ____, son.
Egoraptor's fiancee is actually a ____.
Everybody wants to know about me, but they don't know about my ____.
Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice? How could you. Fool me three times, you're officially ____.
For my first attack, I will juggle ____ to impress you.
Fuck, I found a ____.
Game Grumps: sponsored by ____.
Give ____ a chance! He'll grow on you!
How many ____ does Mega Man get?
How many nose hairs does ____ have?
I certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without ____!
I don't like the ____ flavor.
I tell you once, I tell you twice! ____ is good for economy!
I wanna put my ____ in her!
I'm not even SELLING ____!
I've been ____ again!
If ____ evolved from ____, why the fuck is there still ____, dude?!
IF I CAN'T BE ____, I SURE AS HELL CAN BE ____!!
If the ____ wasn't there, I would do. But it's there, so it's not.
If you don't know what ____ is, you can't go to ____.
In this corner, ____; in the other corner, ____; it's Game Grumps VS!
Is there anything to gain from this?
It's no use! Take ____!
Jon and Arin suck at ____.
Jon and Arin win! They realize ____ is more important.
Jon believes that the most important part of any video game is ____.
Jon can't get enough of ____.
Jon can't survive air travel without ____.
Jon just wants to touch ____.
JON'S ____, SHOW US YOUR ____.
Jon's mom called him to tell him about ____.
Kirby has two iconic abilities: suck and ____.
Listen to the ____ on this shit.
Look at that ____-ass ____!
Look at this guy, he's like ____.
Look, it's ____!
Next time on Game Grumps, ____!
Nightshade: The Claws of ____.
Number one! With a bullet! Zoom in on the ____!
Oh, it's ____!
One slice of ____ please.
Pikachu, use your ____ attack!
Put a hole in that ____!
Real talk? ____.
Real talk? Is that ____ ____?
Rolling around at the speed of ____!
The Grumps' latest silly player names are ____ and ____.
This time on Guest Grumps, we have ____.
Top five games, go! 1? Mega Man X. 2-5? ____.
Use your ____!
Welcome back to ____ ____!
Welcome back to ____.
Welcome to Sonic Team! We make ____, I think!
What am I willing to put up with today?
What can be found in Arin's chins?
What do Mumbo's magic words mean?
What is the boopinest shit?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A ____?!
What's better than Skyward Sword?
What's the real reason Jon left?
When I look in the mirror I see ____.
Who replaced Jon when he left GameGrumps?
Who's an asshole?
Why is Steam Train so controversial?
WOOP WOOP WOOP I'M A ____!
You know what fan mail makes me the happiest every time I see it? It's the ones where people are like, "____."
You're ruining my integrity! ____ won't hire me now!