PAX Prime 2013

Cartes blanches

70,000 gamers sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome.4 / 44
A fully-dressed female videogame character.26 / 44
A homemade, cum-stained Star Trek uniform.20 / 44
A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women.36 / 44
Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy.6 / 44
Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends.5 / 44
An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds.16 / 44
Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human's body.9 / 44
Bowser's aching heart.13 / 44
Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family.27 / 44
Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam!30 / 44
Eating a pizza that's lying on the street to gain health.33 / 44
Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt™ with pizza.12 / 44
Full HD.1 / 44
Getting into a situation with an owlbear.34 / 44
Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo!28 / 44
Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale.35 / 44
Legendary Creature – Robert Khoo.31 / 44
Mario Kart rage.14 / 44
Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony.23 / 44
Nude-modding Super Mario World.15 / 44
Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep.19 / 44
Reading the comments.3 / 44
Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage.7 / 44
SNES cartridge cleaning fluid.37 / 44
Tapping Sara Angel.29 / 44
Temporary invincibility.10 / 44
The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit.22 / 44
The Cock Ring of Alacrity.18 / 44
The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard.8 / 44
The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto.25 / 44
The gravity gun.2 / 44
The Sarlacc.11 / 44
Turn-of-the-century sky racists.24 / 44
Unlocking a new sex position.21 / 44
Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama.32 / 44
Yoshi's huge egg-laying cloaca.17 / 44

Cartes noires

____: Achievement unlocked.40 / 44
In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from ____.42 / 44
No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on ____.44 / 44
The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about ____.38 / 44
There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees ____.41 / 44
What made Spock cry?39 / 44
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town?43 / 44

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