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¡MAGOOOOOOOOOOOS DEL TIEMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
100-ton Atlas-class Mech
A Bag of Holding full of Portable Holes
A bear in a disguise
A Big, Black Knight
A Bigger, Blacker Knight
A diaper of holding flamethrower
A falling Paladin
A first edition copy of FATAL
A Kobold princess
A Literal Black Knight
A Literal White Knight
A magical piss forest.
A Mastercraft Greatsword
A Natural 20
A railroad with no end.
A robotic ninja catgirl maid
A Tactical Genius.
A vagina full of spiders
Abaddon the Armless
AC Guy's luck
Actually having an intelligent discussion about religion.
An army made of sprues
An Imperial titan
An orc guarding a chest in a 10x10 room
Anthropomorphism in 40K
Asking to play a pony in a Game of Thrones rpg.
Attacking the darkness
Bad at Magic
Being a motherfucking sorcerer
Big Blue Boy
Bitches for Thulsa Doom
Blood and Thunder!
Blood for the blood god
Blood for the Blood God!
Burning Fate Points to survive.
Buying GW paints and primer
Call of Cthulhu
Cardgames on motorcycles.
Caster Edition Fanboys.
Children's Card Games
Choo choo, motherfucker.
Conan the Libertarian
Conan the Librarian
Corruption of Champions
Covering yourself in mountain dew and rolling around the FLGS bathroom.
Dakkon Motherfucking Blackblade
DC 80 Escape Artist check
Dealing Meat Damage.
Decanter of endless water rocket
Decking from a room in a love hotel.
Declaring a TIME MOMENT when the TM is about to say something important.
Doomrider and his cocaine
Dungeons and Dragons
Failing your Privilege Check and taking full damage from the Tumblrdragon's breath weapon
Female Space Marines
FOR THE EMPRAH
Gav & Bob
Glorified games of pretend.
Gork and Mork
Gratuitous Babe Art
Grim dark darkness that's grim.
Haters gonna hate
Having a Spy Moment.
Hour long quest adventures over Omegle
I CAST FIST!
If only Tom Bombadil gave a fuck.
Jace:the Wallet Sculptor.
Joshua-the embodiment of male self loathing
Kickstarting a /tg/ homebrew only to have it turn out to be shit.
Lady of Pain
Living Saint Inquisitor Grendel
Macha's stash of mon-keigh lewds.
Magic: the Gathering
Monte Cooke's rancid fursuit.
Mr. Fred Rogers, blessed be his name.
My Magical Realm
No sense of right and wrong
Oinkbane The Wereboar Assassin
Old Man Henderson.
People who don't understand THAC0.
People who use THAC0.
Playing for the story.
Please do not take the items.
Pokemon: Tabletop Adventures
Queen of Blades
Riding the Jund train at full throttle.
Rolling straight 1s
Ruby and Tom
Satanic rituals and human sacrifice.
Saya no Uta
Saying goodbye to Exodia.
Scary Spooky Skeletons
Sexy, barely-legal Thri-kreen
Shitting all over the DM's plans.
Show me Your Honor
Sister of Battle lesbian hebephilia
Skip the bullshit and go straight to banging
Suggesting GURPS. No matter what.
Teaching the newbie about THE SYSTEM.
The Biggest, Blackest Knight
The GM's girlfriend
The Great Race of Yith
The King in Yellow
The Queen in Yellow
The ship is all. The ship moves
Thick and luxurious neckbeards
THIN YOUR PAINTS
Time Cube chess
Tyrone the Monk
Vampire: The Masquerade
Vectron, his name be praised.
Vectron's kindly claw.
Waiting for Time Wizards!
WHERE IS FELIX RAMIREZ?
Your Other Honor!
Your Spiritual Liege, Matt Ward
Cartes noires____ causes the Paladin to fall
____ falls, everyone dies.
____ followed by gratuitous ____ is how I got kicked out off my last group.
____ is the only way I can forget about 4e.
____ is the only way to fix 3.5.
____ just fucked us
____ vs. ____: Critical Hit!
____: ____ in fiction, ____ on the tabletop.
____: That was a thing.
____! what was that?
____? That's ULTRA heretical
____. we don't need other boards anymore!
...And then he killed the Tarasque with a ____
...and then the bastard pulled out ____ and placed it on the table.
>preferring 3D women over ____
0/10 would not ____.
2e or ____
Ach! Hans run! It's the ____!
Around elves, watch ____
Behold! White Wolf's newest game: ____: the ____.
Blood for the blood god! ____ for the ____!
Can ____ bloom on the battlefield?
D&D: 6th edition will feature ____ as a main race!
Don't touch me ____!
Dwarf Fortress needs more ____
Elf ____ Wat do?
Everybody was surprised when the king's trusted adviser turned out to be ____.
For our upcoming FATAL game, I've assigned ____ as your new character.
GW stores no longer stock____
I am Angry, Angry about ____.
I cast magic missile at ____.
I got a box today. What's inside? ____
I had to kill a party member when wasted 2 hours by ____.
I kept getting weird looks at FNM when I brought my new ____ card sleeves.
I like to dress up like ____ and hit people with foam swords.
I prepared ____ this morning.
I proxy ____ using a second-hand ____.
I sure hope no one notices that I inserted my ____ fetish into the game.
If you buy a camel, Crazy Hassan is adding in free ____ this week only!
In respect to your chapter, the Blood Ravens have dedicated one of their____to ____.
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only ____
It would have taken ____ to..... CREEEEEEEEEED!
Macha was dismayed to find out that ____.
Magic the Gathering's next set is themed around ____.
Mountain, Black lotus, sac, to cast ____.
My ____ are moving on their own
My GM just made his girlfriend a ____ character. How fucked are we?
My Kriegers came in a box of ____!
Never fire ____ at the bulkhead!
Next up: Lord Lysander's paints ____.
Only fags play mono____.
Roll ____ circumference
Roll for ____.
So I made my chapter insignia ____
That one guy in my group always rolls a chaotic neutral ____.
The ____ guides my blade.
The adventure was going fine until the BBEG put ____ in our path.
The bard nearly got us killed when he rolled to seduce ____.
The citizens of Innsmouth are really ____!
The door to the FLGS opens and a ____ walks in!
The enemy's ____ is down.
The GM has invited his new ____ to join the game. They'll be playing ____.
The guard looks a troubled, uncomfortable glare, like a man who must explain to his ____, that's its dreams of becoming ____ will never happen.
The last straw was the Chaotic Neutral buying a case of ____.
The lich's phylactery is a ____!
The only good ____ is a dead ____
The price on ____ Has doubled!
Then the barbarian drank from the ____-filled fountain
There is a ____ on the roof.
Wait! I'm a ____! Let me tell you about my ____!
We found ____in the Dragon's hoard.
We knew the game was off to a good start when the GM didn't veto a player's decision to play as ____.
Welcome to the ____ Quest Thread.
What are we going to argue about today?
What I made: ____.
What the DM saw: ____.
What I played: ____
What is better than 3D women?
What is the BBEG's secret weapon?
What won't the Bard fuck?.
What's on today's agenda for the mage guild meeting?
Whenever we run ____, it's customary that ____ pays for the group's pizza.
Where we're going, we won't need ____ to see
You and ____ must stop ____ with the ancient artifact ____.
You encounter a Gazebo. You respond with ____
You fool! you fell victim to one of the classic blunders: ____.
You roll 00 for your magical mishap and turn into ____.
You should never let your bard ____.
You've been cursed by the witch! Your ____ has turned into a ____!
Your BBEG is actually ____!
Your Natural 1 summons ____.