[C] Khaos WolfKat

Cartes blanches

A bigger, blacker deck
A gang of bikers
A herring!
A REALLY cool cape and tights
A shrubbery!
A tantrum
All the ass in the world!
All your base.
An arrow to the knee.
Anti-Matter Chopsticks
Ants in the Pants
Athlete's Hand
Badger badger badger badger badger...
Bagpipes
Being tied up with Wonder Woman's Magic Lasso.
Black Mesa.
Browncoats
Cake
Camelot
Candy Mountain.
Content.
Cowboys from Hell
Cultural misappropriation
Damn dirty ape
Droid Rot
Evil Ash
Festively plump
Fifi the dancing poodle
Fruit bat
Fruit flies
Getting caught between Green Lantern creating an anvil and Sinestro creating a hammer.
Getting caught in Spiderman's sticky, sticky... web.
Getting raped to death by reavers
GLaDOS's cake recipe.
Godwin's law.
Good Ash
Gordon Freeman.
Groinal Exploder
Groovy
Head Crabs.
Honey badger.
Honey Boo Boo
I'll be in my bunk!
Inconceivable!!
Iocane powder
Lice
Like a boss!
Linux.
Locusts
Mecha-Streisand
Morgan Freeman
Mutton Vindaloo Beast
My ANUS is bleeding!
My boomstick
My spoon is too big.
No pants
Nope! Chuck Testa.
Outrunning The Flash!
Pedo-bear.
Pewdiepie.
Pissing in the suit
Prehensile nipples
Queeg 500
Rape culture
River Tam
Rough trade
S-Mart
SHAZAM!
Shiny!
Snookie
Soggy biscuit
Talkie Toaster
The Alliance
The Batmobile!
The Holy Grail
The machine that goes "Ping!"
The Metal!
The Necronomicon
The Necronomiconexmortis
The Orgazmorator
The Tick.
The Umbrella Corporation.
The walk of shame
To the pain
Traumatic insemination
Unix.
Wal-Mart
We're coming to get you, Barbara!
Wonder Woman's invisible chopper
Wood for sheep.

Cartes noires

____ at last! ____ at last! Thank God almighty, I'm ____ at last!
____ is the new ____.
____? We don't need no stinking ____!
____. Breakfast of champions!
____. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
____. It's what's for dinner!
____. Like a boss!
____. Part of this nutritious breakfast.
____'s latest music video features a dozen ____ on ____.
"____!" "It's only a model."
A vote for ____ is a vote for ____.
Able to leap ____ in a single bound!
Achy Breaky ____.
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my ____!
An African or European ____?
At ____, where every day is ____ day!
Beavis and Butthead Do ____.
Bitches LOVE ____!
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 37: War of ____!
Disguised as ____, mild-mannered ____.
Do you want me to send you back to where you were, ____ in ____?
Don't make me ____. You wouldn't like me when I'm ____.
Every sperm is ____.
Faster than a speeding ____! More powerful than a ____!
Fighting a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and the American ____!
For the love of GOD, and all that is HOLY, ____!!
Good night. Sleep well. I'll most likely ____ you in the morning.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the ____.
Hail to the ____, baby.
Honey badger don't give a ____!
How will we stop an army of the dead at our castle walls?
I ____, therefore I ____.
I am not fat! I'm just ____.
I am The Dread Pirate ____.
I am the King of ____!
I cannot preach hate and warfare when I am a disciple of ____.
I HATE it when ____(s) crawl(s) up my ____!
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed:
I like ____, but ____ is a hard limit!
I see ____ people
I see you have the machine that goes ____.
I seek The Holy ____.
I swear by my pretty floral ____, I will ____ you.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a/an ____ in the ____.
I, for one, welcome our new ____ overlords.
I'm loyal to nothing, General - except the ____.
I'm not a ____, but I play one on TV
In brightest day, in blackest night, no ____ shall escape my sight.
In Soviet ____, ____ ____s you.
My next video turorial covers ____.
My safeword is ____.
Oh my god! They killed ____!
Patriotism doesn't automatically equal ____.
Shop smart. Shop ____.
Team ____!
Teenage Mutant Ninja ____.
The anxiously awaited new season of Firefly is rumoured to kick off with an action packed scene, featuring River Tam's amazing feats of ____!
The new Operating System will be called ____.
The only good ____ is a dead ____.
These are my minions of ____!
These aren't the ____ you're looking for.
This will be the greatest ____con ever!
This year's ____ guest of honour is ____.
Thou shalt not____.
Two by two, hands of ____.
We found a map Charlie! A map to ____ Mountain!
We went to a workshop on tantric ____.
We're gonna need a bigger ____.
Welcome to my secret lair. I call it The Fortress of ____.
Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a ____ at you!
Wendy's ____ & Juicy.
Where's the beef?
With great power comes great ____.
Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not chess! My game is ____.
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you ____ at work. Most of 'em just ____.
You've got to check out ____ Fluxx!

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