90s Nostalgia Pack

Cartes blanches

A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour.
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido.
Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.
Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.
Deregulating the mortgage market.
Freeing Willy.
Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE™.
Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.
Kurt Cobain's death.
Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.
Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion.
Patti Mayonnaise.
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.
Pure Moods, Vol. 1.
Several Michael Keatons.
Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun.
Sucking the President's dick.
Sunny D! Alright!
The Great Cornholio.
The Y2K bug.
Wearing Nicolas Cage's face.
Yelling "girl power!" and doing a high kick.

Cartes noires

Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of ____.
How did Stella get her groove back?
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm ____.
It's Morphin' Time! Mastadon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! ____!
Siskel and Ebert have panned ____ as "poorly conceived" and "sloppily executed."
Tonight on SNICK: "Are You Afraid of ____?"
Up next on Nickelodeon: "Clarissa Explains ____."