The First Expansion
Cartes blanchesA beached whale.
A big black dick.
A bloody pacifier.
A crappy little hand.
A low standard of living.
A nuanced critique.
A passionate Latino lover.
A rival dojo.
A web of lies.
A woman scorned.
Beating your wives.
Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
Being a dinosaur.
Bosnian chicken farmers.
Coughing into a vagina.
Dancing with a broom.
Deflowering the princess.
Eating an albino.
Enormous Scandinavian women.
Finding a skeleton.
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
George Clooney's musk.
Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
Getting in her pants, politely.
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Just the tip.
Literally eating shit.
Mad hacky-sack skills.
Making the penises kiss.
Medieval Times® Dinner & Tournament.
Neil Patrick Harris.
Nubile slave boys.
Ominous background music.
One thousand Slim Jims.
Overpowering your father.
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
Sexy Siamese twins.
Statistically validated stereotypes.
Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
The boners of the elderly.
The Fanta® girls.
The four arms of Vishnu.
The harsh light of day.
The shambling corpse of Larry King.
Words, words, words.
Zeus's sexual appetites.
Cartes noiresAn international tribunal has found ____ guilty of ____.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ____!
Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____.
He who controls ____ controls the world.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ____.
In a pinch, ____ can be a suitable substitute for ____.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ____.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated ____.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ____.
In the distant future, historians will agree that ____ marked the beginning of America's decline.
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits ____ against ____.
Science will never explain the origin of ____.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to ____.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to ____ is a basic human right.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ____ and his wits.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ____.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?